me: okay let’s put this tiny sign here, roughly fifty feet away from my house
isabelle: gee mayor, it’s kind of close to your house!
me: okay how about here it’s farther away by like one space
isabelle: sorry mayor!! it’s too close to that rock!
me: okay how about here in this empty field
isabelle: oh no! it’s too close to ｍｙ ｆｕｒｒｙ ａｓｓ!! it should be at least seven light years away from ｍｙ ｆｕｒｒｙ ａｓｓ on all sides uwu